Ninon was actually able to leave the house and the gardens aren't much, but I was afraid she'd never leave her bathroom just two months ago. I'd want to believe Mother would pleased but whatever Brazilian she's getting pounded by and the gold she's using to scrub the virgin blood exfoliater from her cheeks, likely doesn't leave any room for her children.

Must be out by 11PM if I'm going to make that off shore pick up. These fucking idiots buy more for damn newspapers and magazines then what they really need. There are heavy pockets out there that can't stand to be without their magical trinkets, I'll need to move product if I'm going to get that shipment in from Russia.

This whole nonsense about complaining of the things going on is ridiculous. The world isn't going to end. It's happened before. What's so hard about making an appointment? And please stop taking up a large portion of my news reading material.

It's all over so I assume we can stop acting like the French and get some business done. Thirteen days isn't as long as it may seem and I for one am not failing my N.E.W.T.s as unimportant as they are to any future I'd have they're still there as a sign of success of your schooling. Do everyone and favor and shut up and be quiet more than you possibly can and we'll all be out of your hair and be official alumni and off this stupid rock while the rest of you have six more months left.

This is fucking ridiculous. I'm sure the insidious prankster has had there fun, but the humor has been lost. Being blonde all over isn't at all amusing. The last laugh has been had.

( Private to Self )

Stop complaining. It's not like it's last year. Merlin.

( Hexed to all Slytherins minus Lilith and Daphne )

I'm sure you've all seen the decree, it was a matter of time with they way you were all acting.

Also Lilith I'm sure you got your letter as well, so I'll see you tomorrow, not the common it's too loud. So where ever is fine with you I'll meet you there.

Well I hope you've all gotten this out of your systems. An illegal Quidditch game, right out in broad day light? Did you honestly believe the staff didn't already know? Why else would they of assigned so much extra work. Try to save your oblivious arses. You all deserve this though, bitching about the duties I've been granted. Well now you all have Bole, deal with that with your silent protests, journal bitching and secret meetings.

On top of that I'm sure you've all received some form of punishment? Well the teams get it twice, I don't sodding care what the Carrows say Slytherin gets it too, oh and back-ups strings as well.

Well know that the excitement of going on the train and the let down of being left in a rotting school has simmered away I thought I should take a moment of my time and let everyone know. Nothing will be tolerated when we return. Anyone stepping outside of the lines, pureblood, blood traitor, half-blood, prefect, Quidditch captain even our Head Girl will be punished on the spot. Head Master has Snape gotten tired of all the rule breaking and sliding passed detentions, so he has of course given me some higher privileges. That is more authority than other Head Boy's of recent times. None of you really need to get to some of the more detailed punishments so be glad you know ahead of time.

All this disgusting display of house pride needs to end before I have to drag another prepubescent soul to the Infirmary. I may be Head Boy but my life includes more than just the duties of dragging knocked out kids coming down from a sugar high around and getting blood on tie. Also there has been a recent stream of requests coming to myself. I'm not your head of house, go to them if you want a lollipop. I'm not going to allow regular students to walk with prefects during their patrols, nor am I going help you get your seat changed because you don't like the fact they put you next to a half blood. The list could go on for miles, but honestly unless you are all too incredibly dense or have your ears stuffed with certain propaganda I'm sure you realise what the right choice is here.

Well, it does seem we have quite a group of trouble makers spreading through the school, prefect ranks even. As humourous as this can all be at times, even to myself, let me advise all of you it is not something that needs repeated over and over again. Nev and Ernie dancing together is a one time event, the fliers dropping from the ceiling, act like it never happened. I don't overly enforce my status as Head Boy because I feel as if I don't have to but I've been asked to make it known that punishments recommended by me will be issued as soon as an act is committed.

I hope this little notice is clear enough that all of you, prefects, Quidditch players, and pure bloods alike realise there will no longer be any special treatment.